Meet the Big Ol’ Flag!
Each Big Ol’ Flag:
Features 3,119,884.69 square miles of stars-n-stripes!
Is machine-stitched from polyester in America!*
Transcends the symbolic nature of other flags by literally covering the country it represents!
Accesories!
Three miles tall and guaranteed not to tip over**
Decorated with a 297,132:1-scale image of the Big Ol’ Flag
The only bible as big as a grain silo
For flag lovers with limited space, a porch-sized version of the Big Ol’ Flag
What our satisfied customers are saying!
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“When my Big Ol’ Flag whips in the wind, the deafening crack is like Jesus Christ hitting a home run with a bat made of thunder, if the ball was a nuclear bomb. Thanks, Big Ol’ Flag!”
Tom J.
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“Our Big Ol’ Flag has blotted out the sun for miles around. The people are growing listless and angry. Meanwhile, the dogs are going absolutely bonkers. They run the town now.”
Maddie B.
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“The color from my Big Ol’ Flag came out in a rainstorm and painted the whole state red, white, and blue! I think the dye poisoned our youngest, Nathaniel.”
Jon J.
Choose the plan that’s right for you!
Lifetime Membership
$10,099
A one-time payment gets you unlimited flag access and comes with a free Big Ol’ Flagpole.
Monthly Membership
$2024/mo
Only want to hoist your Big Ol’ Flag on July 4th? This plan is right for you.
Annual Membership
$1776/mo - billed yearly
Pledge allegiance to savings with this best-selling plan!
Our Promise!
For every one hundred Big Ol’ Flags we sell, we donate a Big Ol’ Flag to a child in need.
